Life Lessons from Mo

Sometimes you're lucky enough to have a boss that's a true mentor. . .

Quote

7 months ago

"Do you have a blog with your quotes [REDACTED]? I didn’t think so."

- The subject knows how to put people in their place — even if her horoscope warns against it.

Quote

8 months ago

"I don’t like personified monsters"

- If you have the chance, let Mo list the movies with personified monsters that scared her. It’s a never-ending delight (don’t get her started on The Never Ending Story)

Quote

8 months ago

"Do not get the El Paso hard-shell tacos. They taste weird."

- Mo knows this will lose her the El Paso sponsorship, but she is a vigilante for taste

Quote

9 months ago

"Everything is about me [REDACTED]."

- It’s Mo’s world, we just beg her the pleasure of living in it.

Quote

9 months ago

"I like Canadian things."

- If that makes her un-American, she don’t even care.

Quote

9 months ago

"The only problem is he’s not good in a crisis. So there’s that."

- Mo weighs all of the important factors before entering into a relationship.

Quote

9 months ago | Notes: 1

"He’s one cupcake away from a f-cking meltdown"

- She calls ‘em like she sees ‘em folks

Quote

9 months ago

"UPDATE: I feel like Israeli non-chic today"

- STORY DEVELOPING. WATCH THIS BLOG FOR FURTHER UPDATES.

Quote

9 months ago | Notes: 1

"I would be friends with me after reading these."

- The subject might be too self-aware, but she’s definitely right.

Quote

9 months ago

"You don’t marry a man with a rotating bed, that’s a little Life Lessons from Mo right there"

- The illusion has been broken, but who cares when the pearls are that good.